Where you turn when your parents won't tell you the truth.
My mom wouldn't tell me, so i turned to Google
By eLizardBreathe
What's on your mug?
The answer to everything!
Person1: Why are we here? What is life? What is death? Who can defeat Chuck Norris? Person2: Dude, just google it
By Robodrone
The modern generations way of cheating on pretty much anything in life. -exams -questions -how-to projects -making yourself look smart -etc. Steps to make a quick and subtle Google search 1)Remove all unneeded words from question ex. How to fix a hole in your tire to- Fix Hole Tire 2)Click I'm Feeling Lucky or simply search and look at the first few phrases under the first web page. 3)Fill in the gaps where Google puts ... and inform your friend of your knowledge
Question 5: How do subatomic particles accelerate? Timmy: WTF?!? Hold on, let me check Google.
By SupraBro93
Skynet
"At 7:24 ET August 12, 2024 Google becomes self aware and launches its missiles against Russia" -Terminator "Why would it do that?" -John Connor "Because Google knows that Russia's retaliation would eliminate its enemies over here" -Terminator "Shit!" -John Conner
By Superfreak8000
An online search engine that insists on appearing smarter than you are. The only time Google actually tries to help you is when you search "Ways to commit suicide".
Google Search: microsoft Did you mean: Microsoft Smartarse! Google Search: "Ways to commit suicide". Need Help?
By merrymuppets