What's on your mug?

(1) She makes you cum, (2) She makes you complete; and (3) She makes you completely miserable.

My girlfriend drives me nuts

By AaronT

Something you should protect and cherish with your life and if you're a good boy you'll get lucky at night. XD

Mine is the best, look at her and I'll kill you. >.>

By sex toy~

She's like sleep something you will never get

Person 1 " Gee wiz I wish I had a girlfriend" Person 2 "An imaginary girlfriend would do" Person 1 "Nah dude I don't dream nor sleep" Person 2 " Well never thought reality and non-reality would coexist"

By Flower Power 101

1. A person of the female sex that can be everything a guy could ever want. 2. Occasionally intolerable human being that often requires the presence of a man to remain happy.

"Baby, would you please stop pouting? I do love you, you're my girlfriend."

By Real_Lol_Cat

One's mythological female creature that exists to bathe you with love and affection if you do the same to it.

I wish my girlfriend was real.

By Depressed_Cheetah