What's on your mug?

The only word in the English language that can form a grammatically complete, stand alone sentence.

Fuck, fucking fuckers fucked.

By Havoc

There are only eleven times in history where the "FUCK" word has been considered acceptable for use.

They are as follows: 11. "What the "FUCK" do you mean, we are sinking?!" -Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912 10. "What the "FUCK" was that?" -Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945 9. "Where did all those "FUCKING" Indians come from?" -Custer, 1877 8. "Any "FUCKING" idiot could understand that." -Einstein, 1938 7. "It does so "FUCKING" look like her!" -Picasso, 1926 6. "How the FUCK did you work that out?" -Pythagoras, 126 BC 5 "You want what on the "FUCKING" ceiling?" -Michelangelo, 1566 4. "Where the "FUCK" are we?" -Amelia Earhart, 1937 3. "Scattered "FUCKING" showers, my ass!" -Noah, 4314 BC 2. "Aw c'mon. Who the "FUCK" is going to find out?" -Bill Clinton, 1998 1. "FUCK, I didn't think they'd get this "FUCKING" mad." -Saddam Hussein, 2003

By AS3 SCHULTZ

1) Man's initial thought when he wakes up next to a woman heavier than the bed itself.

WHAT THE FUCK...

By mikesayskissmyass

The only fucking word that can be put every fucking where and still make fucking sense

Dude! What the fuck

By I'm not sick just twisted

Originally a very crass, vulgar term to describe sexual intercourse. Currently this word is used for virtually everything, generally by uneducated imbeciles too lazy and/or stupid to develop an actual vocabulary. It is put to similar use by otherwise normal people who are not actually uneducated imbeciles but desire to present themselves as such. Often used to extreme excess by young adults who lived sheltered childhoods, and so try to seem edgy by using words they were never allowed to use as kids.

Uneducated Idiot: "What the fuck? Fuck that fucking fucker, he is fucked up!" Normal Person: "Are you even aware that half your vocabulary is comprised of a single word?" Uneducated Idiot: "Fuck you!" Normal Person: "Here, take this. You've probably never seen one... it's called a dictionary." Formerly-Sheltered Young Adult: "Fuck this, fuck that, fuck everything! Hey, did you HEAR me, Normal Person? I said fuck, and I don't even care! See the natural fucking ease with which it rolls off my tongue! I feel so fucking grown up, now that I have the freedom to make a fucking IDIOT of myself! I feel so fucking EDGY." Normal Person: "Don't hurt yourself."

By StopMakingEverythingAboutSex