What's on your mug?

When someone is being unnecessarily rude or extra or salty

Ugh Ephraim you're being so crispy, shut up

By Rebecca wein

90s Glaswegian slang for homosexual. poofter poof knob-jockeybuftyarse-bandit.

You wannae what? F*ck off you crispy motherf*cker!!!!

By Gargle the buckey

When something is super cool. Or if someone is looking super hot. Or if something super cool happens. Or when you're feeling a nice high. Or if you're just in a generally good place, like in a good mood and things are going swimmingly. It's like a way of life.

Ohhhhh, I'm so crispy right now. I'm feeling so crispilicious. Crispier than a crisp.

By original Killjoys

To feel crispy is to feel that feeling when you know you have fucked up or otherwise embarassed yourself. It is not embarassment because it does not have to be something that others would find embarassing. Crispiness is someting only you can feel. You cannot say that someone who has fucked up is feeling crispy unless he tells you that he feels crispy. This definition may only be relevant in Douglasville. Also has nothing to do with dubstep remixes. That would be Chrispy.

*Drops a plate of food.* "Ahh, I'm feeling a little crispy." *Makes a 45 on a test.* "Ahh, I'm feeling pretty crispy."

By ImpellerWedge

noun;overly tan person.Usually also has bleach fried hair and fried brain.As well as fake body parts.

A stupid crispy just hit my car while talking on her cell phone. or Haha! That crispy has Melanoma

By Juliette Laurent