What's on your mug?

Definition source

cowboy

A self-capable farmboy/rancher. Also may be interpreted as a sleazy barfly of the Old West who frequents taverns, wears cowhide knee-guards, spits chewed tobacco, and believes that a pistol-duel is a excellent problem solver.

Cowboy #1: "Gimme a chaw 'O tobacky will ya?" Cowboy #2 (technically a "cow girl"): "Naw, you didn't pay me back the chaw I gave you before" Cowboy #1: "Shutup and gimme the damn chaw woman!" Cowboy #3: "Don't talk to my wimmin like that!" Cowboy #3 hurls a fist at Cowboy #1, Cowboy #1 parries the attack easily, and throws another one but misses. Cowboy #2 stands up from her chair, and lodges both of her fists into the brawler's chins. Cowboy #2: "Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehaaaah!" Cowboy #1 takes a half-full beer glass and breaks it on the head of Cowboy #3, knocking him unconcious before proceeding to pin Cowboy #2 to the ground and lifting her skirt up.

By Chang Tan

Your words will appear here.

Updating preview…

Check how your words fit. Long text may be shortened.

Feedback