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The Pimp of the Animal Kingdom

"Damn, that Zebra sure is a pimp"- Said the Lion

By PimpyZebra194

old school slang term for police cars...black and whites.

hide the dope, here comes the zebras

By drunk trophy

Having sex with black and white women simultaneously.

let's cross... It's green!

By hytham_hammer

If you are living in Lithuania and don't have much money at the same or live in a remote from city blocks neighbourhood, this is your primary internet provider. Well, it evolved from "Telekom", which also dealt in stationary home phones and internet. Anyways, it was called TEO recently. To make it look cooler. I know it stands for something, but i didn;t bother to remember. Anyway, to look hip and cool and youthfull and shit, it also renamed internet from "TAKAS" (the path) to "ZEBRA" (d'uh), telephon to VOX (latint for voice) and began serving GALA digital TV. Anyway, it suck and it's not cheap. As I was saying, internet. If you're an unlucky lad in the categories before mentioned, you'll have ZEBRA internet. If you're extremely unlucky, you'll have ZEBRA "BAZINIS" (basic) like your's truly. It's dial-up. It's from 17.00 to 8.00. It 32KB/s slow. Try playing MMO or MMORPG on that. It has extremely slow FTP server. It sucks. It rapes 39Lt/month. (about 20 bucks. To make it more american, let's just asume that you make 4K and pay 40 for net.) So stop bitchin' about AOL.

I don't use subscribtion to "gamespot" and shit, because: 1) i don't have the money 2) My internet is ZEBRA, that is, i won't be able to finish downloads until my subscription is cancelled.

By JcDent

se-be-ra It's an äänimäl, Pouliien. It has black and white strrripes.

"We gonna watch a film called "Zebra Head"!"

By Truthingerr