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Someone who eats a lot of pussy or sucks a lot of dick.

Joe- Man Jerry eats pussy like every night. Johnny- Ya dude he is such a vampire.

By Jackass1739

A person who eats a girl out on her period (bloodied-tampon eaters included)

Girl: Chad it’s my time of the month again Chad: Time to be a vampire

By prolificterror

For the love of God, vampires are FICTIONAL! If I see one more fucking "goth" retard on the internet claim to be a REAL VAMPYRE OMG OMG OMG I might explode. Vampires are from folklore, mainly eastern european. During the Romantic period they became popular subjuects of art and fiction. As time passed, a subculture of RETARDS began to claim to be real vampires, mostly for attention form other pseudo-vampyric retards. Vampirism is a real trait in some animals. They are not all nocturnal. In folklore, people were believed to be "cursed" to come back as vampires if they displayed certain deformities in life. sorry for the long def

Dracula from Bram Stoker's imagination is a vampire. He does not have the deadly aversion to sunlight introduced by later films, but he has superior strength, climbing ability, and stays alive by consuming human blood.

By skudge

A reanimated corpse that drinks the blood of living humans. Vampires are virtually immortal in that they do not age or get sick and possess eternal youth. Vampires possess heightened senses as well as superhuman powers of strength, speed, accelerated healing, mind control, and telepathy. Vampires can be killed by fire or sunlight as well as decapitation and a wooden stake through their hearts.

Dracula is the king of vampires.

By Cainman

Vampires have been a popular ledgen for centuries. They immortal beings that drink blood to survie. I am going to give you my personal impion since there are many definetions for mystical creatures such as vampires. They do not burn if they go out in the sun nor do they sparkel. They are pale and very beautiful. They have inhumane streanth, speed and other hightened senses. You kill not kill a vampire buy a wooden stake nor tearing them to shreds. A good decapitaion will do but perfoming it will be the trickey part. They have souls but dont care if theykill a humane since they are on the top of the foood chain. A wolf wouldnt mind killing a rabbit so it could survie which is the same thing when it comes to vampires killing humanes. They are predetores and fierce killers but can show emotions and can fell regret and pain but wouldnt feel that towards the humane unless they let there selves get close to them. You dont minf killing a chinken unles youare a vegeterain but if you got to know the chinken and it became your pet and you name it aswell. Then you have chiken for dinner and you relize you are eating Bob. It is the same thing. Vampires havediffrent personalities and abilites. To become a vampire a vampire drinks your blood and you drink thier blood as well.

An immortal vampire that drinks blood. yeah thats all I got

By ilostmymarbels