What's on your mug?

The act of placing the testicles and penis over someone's eyes and nose to make them appear to be squidward tentacles.

Hey babe, can I squidward you later?? He's really cute, I wonder if he'd let me squidward him?

By tentacle90

When a guy takes his balls and puts them over the girls eyes and put his dick over the nose so they look like squidward from Spongebob

We were having so much fun i gave her the squidward.

By Paul L

(verb) to squidward. The act of taking a shit on a girls chest, picking it up, slapping it on her face, then carefully sculpting it around her nose into a beautiful rendition of Squidward's nose from the popular kids tv show Spongebob Squarepants.

squidwarder: Hey guys, you'll never guess what happened last night! Sarah and I were having sex and she wanted me to give her a squidward. friend 1: That's sick dude, get out of here. friend 2: We're not friends anymore. Wait a second, you got a picture of that shit?

By the biggest cheese

Jasmine

"Isn't that Jasmine?" "You mean like a Squidward?"

By jasmine.rosie_

Seen Santa, loves music,thinks gary is a hillbilly,hates spongebob,dancer,hates his job, been in a movie

Heres a example read the button I wish I wasn't here right now button don't be a squidward

By Emkuda