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Pirate

A laudable term for a person held in such high esteem amongst his friends/coworkers/family for his impressive IDGAF qualities. Though sharing many characteristics with wiggers in mentality, they do not share many in hygiene, music or clothing selections. Some of the characteristics shared are immediately evident, neither (a)cares much for authority or (b)is generally concerned for the consequences of their actions. Pirates are all around you.

coworker: "did you just tell the boss the fuck off after catching you drinking a beer on lunch break?" you: "yeah, so." (sips beer) coworker: "you're a fuckin' pirate bro." you: "yeah, so." (finishes beer)

By j.dot.awesome

Pirate

Pirate's became Pirates mostly for treasure. That's not all though; they also became pirates for adventures, to see the world, and freedom. The freedom to be able to do anything they want. They are laid-back and cool-headed. Every now and then there will be a few short temper pirates. Most Pirates were out casts, orphans or strange compared to the normal people. Pirates would do more then just the stories, some pirates would help others in any means necessary. Their crew were their family, their friends; who they would have drinks with and gamble. Not all pirates were bad, but the ones who were ruined the others good reputation making them villians as well. Every pirate had his own ambition.

Pirate: "Hey captain! Come join us for a drink!" Captain: "Hahaha! Bet i can drink more!" Pirate: "Your on."

By Raijuu Yaku

Pirate

Criminals who steal from ships or sail to towns on the coast and kill everyone and steal their money (then get drunk on rum and start singing sea shanties and eating biscuits with maggots, but that's not the point). Famous pirates are Blackbeard, Benito 'Bloody Sword' Bonito, Black Bart, François l'Olonnais, 'Black Jack' Anderson, and Ned Low. You probably think they only existed in the Georgian Era, but they actually existed as far back as Ancient Greek, and they actually still exist.

Pirates still exist in the 21st century. Honest!

By MTSBadBoys

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