Someone of inferior intellect to yourself, and who unwittingly does something incredably stupid. Relating to hand/string puppets used in the muppets etc. whom are, contrary to public belief, stuffed lifeless creatures. One who has a hand stuck up itself to help it function. A muppet.
/Person X runs into a lampost Person Y - "You fucking muppet, hahahaah"
By jerk0ff
A muppet is someone who’s name starts with an A and ends with an S and is always on top of your head being annoying and doesn’t leave you alone. They are very very very annoying and lie all the time.
You MUPPET
By Cooooooel Dood
A a self-proclaimed car enthusiast that is too scared to tune their own car.
"Look at that guy: He's got a car and he won't tune it. What a fucking muppet." "See that muppet behind the wheel? Everyone knows his car is stock."
By Silicon Quick2
Originally coined in the police and then spread through emergency services and armed forces before gaining popularity with the general population. It stands for Most Useless Person Possible Except Trainee
After someone has done something really stupid "That Steve is a total Muppet"
By Elliott Rodgers
Someone who is a fucking retard and a thick fuck ...
The word muppet is trademarked by Kieran.C
By Farquad12345