What's on your mug?

The best random thing to say or scream out loud.

"MAYONNAISE!!"

By mayonnaise.

what black peple dont like

the nigger doesent like mayonnaise

By n/a

a condiment which everyone under 21 loves. Everybody loves it, except for a very few people, mainly people who are grossly obese, and who can't afford to get any fatter. Explains part of the reason why more kids are getting overweight.

About 95% of youth will eat and like mayonnaise, the other 5%, well, they eat miracle whip, even though miracle whip is essentially mayo based anyway.

By Phaenixdrools

Combination of jelly you spread on the man's cock and semen

Store clerk: Hi, what would you like on your sandwich young man? Matt:Mayonnaise Carl: LOL

By Matt Ski...

a girl who buys a gallon jug of mayo once a week

Jo: "im soooooo full" other person: "then why are you eating?" Jo: "because i LOVE mayo!"

By MrMayonnaise