What's on your mug?

Something that should not be shoved up your but.

I really did not want to shake his hand knowing where his fingers might have been.

By greatboy

A nick name given to a boy who stuck his finger in a dog's butthole at a friend's birthday party!

A:Hey FINGER! B: Man i was little when that happened! A: you are still FINGER!

By Xzipper chickX

To sign an NHL player to a ridiculously dumb contract.

The Leafs just gave another old player a Finger type contract. Haha.

By Hf boards

Finger is a word meaning dick when you don’t want to say dick

And his finger looked oddly crooked

By Nerdgirl3000

A finger is a person that keeps telling someone to put their dick away.

John: Hmmm, what should we do now? Finger: John, put your dick away John. John: What?

By DinglingFrito