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Calculus

A field of math that's only known for being hard because the standard method of teaching it is so unnecessarily unintuitive that no one can understand the actual meaning of whatever the fuck they're doing

Newton: I just invented Calculus, a field of math so diverse that it can be applied to almost any topic from economics to biology Literally everyone else: That's wonderful! I'm sure you'll share it with everyone and make the world a better place Newton: Nah, I'm gonna write the first calculus textbook to be intentionally confusing and unintuitive just so my accomplishment seems more impressive. Literally everyone else: bruh.

By Some_furry

calculus

a ridiculous type of math that people who are losers provide definitions about on a website created for terms that are relevant in everyday conversation to peers (urban dictionary). These same losers also find it relevant to mention the different types of calculus and who defined it as if that is important. Unless you are a math major or engineering major then learning calculus has no meaning or purpose to you. And if you do have those subjects as actual majors then you prolly are a 20-something virgin who has never been on a date before with a real live member of the opposite sex.

Nerd: I find equations that use the "chain rule" in calculus to be the most satisfying to solve. Normal person: Wow, have you ever had sex with a real person? Nerd: Sadly, no I havent. Normal person: wow, (yawn) thats a big surprise.

By Skidmark McGee

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