What's on your mug?

made of money

"hey bro you coming lunch?" "you wait a sec let me get my mom shes made of money"

By zero_the_lad

The woman I did last night. Just kiddin it’s just the woman you came out of.

Your mom is really fuggin hot my dood.

By W00pA k0oPa

Someone who takes care of you and loves you from when you were little. They don’t have to be a woman, or the person who gave birth to you. Ex: if you have gay parents, like me, never say you don’t have a mother because he’s right there. If you’re mom couldn’t take care of you and your aunt had to instead, there’s your mom! If your an orphan, your caretaker, the list goes on!

My mom is pretty good and cooking and biking.

By kihroudy

Your birth giver, personal cheerleader, cheerleader, chef and banker

Me - hey mom ? Mom - yeah Me - can I have $20 Mom you want some pasta to go with your rent free life no I’m not your slave

By Chickenbestie

The person who introduced me to "Your Name", the best selling anime movie of all time. She watched it with me and my brother twice. Through every part. YES, YOU WEEBS OUT THERE, YES, THE TIT SCENE IN THE BEGINNING MY MOTHER SAT THROUGH AND WATCHED IT WITH 2 TEENAGE BOYS. SHE IS THE BEST MOM IN THE FUCKING WORLD I BET YOU WISH YOU HAD A MOM LIKE THAT SHE WATCHEDAN ANIME AND ENJOYED IT HOW DOES IT FEEL

Friend 1: yo Noahs' mom likes Makoto Shinkai Friend2: I wish my mom would watch anime with me I watched that one anime scene in kill bill and she slapped me and called me a weeb.

By Austin Powerz