Dad
Huh oh yeah he left me
Friend: When was the last time you saw your dad? You: Who? oh he left me a while ago.
By DepressedMiddleAgedMan
What's on your mug?
Dad
Something I dont have.
Oh wow you dont have a dad? Sucks.
By The wet floor sign
dad
someone who left you at the age of 5 a man who went to get milk but did not come back
dad: hey son i need to get milk son: ok dad son 1 hour later: ima prank dad when he comes back 1 day: 2nd day: 420th day:
By mike hawks smol
dad
someone that will be back one day with milk (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
*kid*:mommy whens dad coming back with milk *mom* only in your dreams
By joemamajoe
Dad
Someone who drinks milk for 7 years then comes back for a quick minute then leaves again then comes back and leave AGAIN and so on.
My dad abandoned me. Hey how was that milk anyway?
By the_coolest_bean