What's on your mug?

Sh#t that happens when you trying to do other stuff

I was planning on going to Las Vegas for vacation but my girlfriend just told me she's pregnant, now i have to save money for the baby, oh well that's life.

By frostyflakes51590

a sexually transmitted disease which always ends in death. there is no known cure.

the aim of life is to stay alive until you die

By bunda

If you are looking this up, you don't have one.

Mike: I looked up life on Urban Dictionary. Mark: We're through.

By Liquid Dookie

Getting your shit hole eat out

She tossed my salad and it felt so freaking wonderful is the life

By gcock

A beautiful lie

People like life because it is a beautiful lie and they hate death because it is the painful truth.

By Katnipp