Mark
Karen's husband even though they divorced within an hour (I don't know how this happens).
Guy: Aye, in my day, a Mark would earn a strap across the legs, sonny. Grandson: BUT MY NAME'S MARK! Guy: Lucky I still 'ave the strap! Grandson: Put two pieces of bread on either side of my head and you've got an idiot sandwich.
By Some-Brainy-Person