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Peach licking cunt

John is a peach licking cunt

By TiberiousOW

In a few words A Fat Bloke that’s bad at telling jokes. His hair is disgusting and shits out of his pussy. Next person who sees him will eat his pussy. Don’t come in eye contact with him. He never will set foot from his home because he can’t go anywhere. He is condemned in solitary.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he’s a chicken John.

By Duffman II

A Person With a Gay Mom

Hey John, You're Mom Gay.

By The Light Abyss

gay ass nigga

“wow that dude is a gay ass nigga, he’s such a John”

By niggawarrior

Usually a stern, tall bloke with dark hair. He wears shirts that are too tight for him, often showing of the outline of his nipples. He can be mistaken for PC Plum or Mr Bean. If you ever meet a John, watch out. Throw him a Gregg's sausage roll as it keeps him calm and tamed.

Dylan: "Oi Aidan, hiv ye heard fae big John yet?' Aidan: "Aw naw naw. We hiv to stay clear, Gregg's is shut the day"

By maddiesmaw4207