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douchebag

1 a : [One] who regularly inserts a douchebag probe in his anal canal for pleasure 2 a : [One] who regularly inserts a douchebag probe in his anal canal for pleasure... and fills it with PEROXIDE... a solution whose WARNING label states, FOR EXTERNAL USE ONLY 3 a : [British] : a rude awakening

A brilliant NYC HS [teacher] inserted a [long] douchebag probe into his anal canal, then filled it with PEROXIDE, [yes], a solution whose WARNING label states, DANGER, FOR EXTERNAL USE ONLY. TRUE STORY: A NYC High School BIOLOGY [teacher], carefully (obviously without much thought)-(because he regularly performs idiotic acts - and we must point out that "only" if necessary, he will think about them after the action has taken place) at any rate, this "brilliant" HS [teacher] inserted a long douchebag probe into his anal canal, then filled it with "PEROXIDE"... [yes], a solution whose WARNING label states, "DANGER, FOR EXTERNAL USE ONLY"... to cleans it out well, (can we say EXTREEMLY & moronically well)... so bloody well, that the walls of his intestines fried & before he can realize what an idiotic action he just inflicted upon his own self, he began to excrete [blood] & vomit out of his ass, for a good week. What some people do for prostate stimulation is quite disturbing... WAS THIS IDOIT BORN THIS WAY, OR DID HE LEARN HOW TO BE SO FREAKING DUMB?

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