Urban dictionary is the direct result of of the work of Satan.
Urban Dictionary, you will be judged by God in his kingdom. You are fully aware of impact this website has on children of all ages, yet you continue to run it. I will laugh when SOPA takes you down. Hahaha.
By MissEmily2012
A dictionary that, contrary to its direct meaning, only defines words that are spoken in suburban high schools or cyberspace. I suppose this is great for people who are not online or for anal people who like chronolizing every hip new word they use.
Hey, let me see what OMG means in this book I'm reading on Urban Dictionary . com "OMG = Oh My God" repeat x 50 Which is funny since that particular abbreviation is also street talk for "Outlaw Motorcycle Gang" but that's not going to get mentioned close to where I stop reading repetitive definitions.
By paputsza
A black hole that will suck you in for hours on end, until it is way to late to do whatever you came to a computer to do; a great tool in the art of procrastination.
Boy: Have you finished your essay yet? Girl: Uh no, I've been on Urban Dictionary for the past 5 hours
By Emchob
Gay ass website accepts the most crass definitions, but not witty/fun ones. I like melons.
-Have you looked up 'Chair' on Urban Dictionary? - Yeah! It said 'Chair' is a form of dick sucking whale whore.
By UDL
A site dedicated to offensive and sexually oriented definitions that are commonly false. It allows anyone to post a definition of a word asking to write for a large audience and to provide background information while excepting childish and unnecessary definitions. Not to be used for serious reference or research. Can be used for fun and jokes.
Person 1: " Hey, do you know what this word means?" Person 2: " No, I'm not really sure. You definitely don't want to look it up on Urban Dictionary though." Person 1: " Why not? Is it bad?" Person 2: " No not really, you just never know what you getting."
By GhostyGoober