What's on your mug?

when someone does something or says something that is completely idiotic

"you tool"

By nathan space

a sledge hammer (this is the only thing in my tool box)

"use that tool over there. its perfect for hanging priceless artwork."

By STDAVE

t-oo-l (n.) One who is being taken advantage of, and doesn't know it. Whether due to no one having the courage to do it, or they're very, very dense. Not to be confused with a nottool.

"Johnny is such a tool. O-M-FUCKING-G, he acted like such a retarded gay homo asspirate tool in Algebra today. Faggotballs."

By LOLJUSTKIDDING

someone who is used by other people.

Lisa is the biggest tool ever. Next to alex.

By ToOlz22

Someone that thinks they're cool or funny. One that tries to hang around with a group, thinking theyre all friends, when everyone hates him. Someone that tries adding on to jokes but just turns up as a buzzkill. Someone that everyone likes playing pranks on, but doesn't realize it and still tries to act like a friend, even after you tell him how much you hate them. and yeah, i know a few.

tool: "Sup." anti-tool:"Dude grow a pair. You know i hate you." tool: "Sup." anti-tool1 eats a hamburger. or burrito. or something. anti-tool1: "It's too juicy." anti-tool2: "that's what she said" everyone laughs. tool: "It looks thick too." everyone stops laughing.

By THE ANTI-PASTO