douchebag
1.- A feminine cleaning product. 2.- My dipshit bus driver.
1.- OH NO! My dog just ate my douchebag! 2.- So what do you say to setting that douchebag bus driver on FIRE?
By UpAllNightDude
What's on your mug?
Douchebag
1. Some one you extremely dis-like. 2. A cleaning devise used for the female gender to relive their Vagina's of well sex fluids.... 3. Something when you finnaly figure out what it is you go... Oh so there is something for that...
1.That guy is a COMPLETE douchebag. 2.I cannot fit it in there you better pull out the douche. 3.God using a straw is soo much harder.
By RID3R04
Douchebag
The Denver Douchebags with that inimitible Douchebag, John "Wrongway" Elwad who would run 40 yard to avoid being tackled because he was a pantywaist.
The Douchebags announcer: "Elway...Elway...Elway...Awwwwww, sacked again!"
By wanker56
douchebag
Attractive male whom you are jealous of.
Mark gets all the girls and is pretty buff, what a douchebag.
By pampampuu
douchebag
1 a : [One] who regularly inserts a douchebag probe in his anal canal for pleasure 2 a : [One] who regularly inserts a douchebag probe in his anal canal for pleasure... and fills it with PEROXIDE... a solution whose WARNING label states, FOR EXTERNAL USE ONLY 3 a : [British] : a rude awakening
A [brilliant] NYC HS teacher inserted a long douchebag probe into his anal canal, then filled it with PEROXIDE, yes, a solution whose WARNING label states, DANGER, FOR EXTERNAL USE ONLY. TRUE STORY: A NYC High School BIOLOGY teacher, carefully (obviously without much thought)-(because he regularly performs idiotic acts - and we must point out that "only" if necessary, he [will] think about them after the action has taken place) at any [rate], this "brilliant" HS teacher inserted a long douchebag probe into his anal canal, then filled it with "PEROXIDE"... yes, a solution whose WARNING label states, "DANGER, FOR EXTERNAL USE ONLY"... to cleans it out well, (can we say EXTREEMLY & moronically well)... so bloody well, that the walls of his intestines fried & before he can realize what an idiotic action he just inflicted upon his own self, he began to excrete blood & vomit out of his ass, for a [good] week. What some [people] do for prostate stimulation is quite disturbing... WAS THIS IDOIT BORN THIS [WAY], OR DID HE LEARN HOW TO BE SO [FREAKING] DUMB?
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