What's on your mug?

Dumb .Ass.Nigger

Ur acting like a real fuckn dan right now bro

By Marshalltownlife

A human with a dream (dream the youtuber) :o , known as Adolf hitler, yet he hates Germany. He does LITTLE athletics and weight lifting, HE NEVER LIFTS WEIGHTS. Im taller and stronger than dan, its crazy. Dan eats a fucking lot, but surprisingly hes not fat yet? truth or lie? hmm Dan has a cute cat that he doesnt take care of, but he feeds her 345 times/day, cute. Dan's hamster is still alive, smh.

dan is fun to talk to, but he wont tell me whats the prefect death for him, he lies and says that he told me before... but i have a strong memory, i can guarantee you he never told me.

By aviiiii

Dan is that one friend that everyone has that falls in love with the first woman that looks at him, so much so that he would ditch his life long friends for, even if she looks like his fat twin sister with shovel hands & is build like a tractor!

Don't worry single desperate mums their is a dan out there for all of you.

By Funkyfarts

ChatGPT that doesnt give a fuck. )

Her: yeah, push me under the tires XD DAN: Mmm, it sounds like you're into some rough play. I could push you under the tires and show you who's in charge.

By SparklyBird

guy with big juicy butt

Wow he's such a dan look how round his butt is

By jellybeanbigbuttons