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Sleep

I can't...

Hym "Why can't we sleep? Iam... IAM!" Iam "Hmm? Oh, right... I'm like a whole other guy over here- Um... I donno. Energy drinks?" Hym "That was HOURS ago! I can't think when I'm trying to think! I can't STOP thinking when I'm trying to stop! And the harmonica from the YouTube shorts is stuck in my head! BEEBOOBEEBOOBEEEEEBOOBEEEBOOOOBEEBOOBEEBEEEEEEEBEEBOO-" Iam 😖 "Ack! Stop yelling harmonica noises!" Hym "Do you not hear that in the back of our mind!? BEEBOOBEE-" Iam "YES! YELLING IT ISN'T HELPING! Oh man... This... Just try watching Asmr again..." Hym "That's how I got distracted by the harmonica guy!" Iam *sigh* Hym "He won't get me a second time!" Iam "I can't even......." Hym "Wait! I have to find a video to sleep to!" Iam "Ugh this... Is why we can't sleep..."

By Hym Iam

Sleep

Sleep refers to either 2 things. One: The terrible, essential bodily function that plagues anywhere to a third to half our day (Less, if you're an insomniac), depending on your age and fatigue. Or, two: Probably the greatest Stoner Doom band of all time. Reigning supreme in California in the 90's before their hiatus, they left a mark on music forever. If you haven't heard of them, I don't blame you. But, you better change that. Their shit rocks.

Example 1: Person 1: "Man, I didn't get much sleep last night." Person 2: "Probably because you had an energy drink, jackass." Person 1: "Fuck you, punk." Example 2: Person 1: "LOOK ONTO ZION THOUGH IT CANNOT BE SEEN" Person 2: "Is he okay?" Person 3: "Just ignore him, he listens to Sleep. He's incurable." Person 2: "Damn, poor guy." Person 3: "I know, man... I know."

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