A guy from Kilkis that moved to London to dress like a peacock and drink flat whites with oat milk while eating avocado toasts in East London
- Hey man, do you want to go for kokoretsi? - I'm sorry man, I'm vegan now - What a hipster!
By gelost
The person that is judging you at a starbucks from the side table with his latest Mac book open .
Hey did you see that Hipsters new Mac book
By Cum in underwear
Hipsters are people that have the ability to think for themselves. There are broad subdivisions of hipsters that get labels based on the clothes they wear. A lot of the negativity expressed in the prior definitions are targeted toward emo and fashioncore people. I might be, or might hang out with a bunch of hipsters, but we don't call ourselves that or even talk about it, but i've seen others referred to as hipsters because they engage in conversations that have substance. The conversations a hipster might have generally revolve around culture, drugs, nature, politics, and soceity. Instead of wasting time in front of the television being brainwashed hipsters spend it enjoying the fruits of life. Whether it be music, poetry, making your own fashion, or just trying to change the world. The reason a lot of hipsters seem arrogant is because they generally spend their time around other hipsters learning and experiencing new things. A lot of people are intimidated by the amount of knowledge a hipster might posess regarding his subjects of interest, because instead of doing nothing at all hipsters tend to do things. Most hipsters are enlightened individuals through psychedelic drug use and shun some of soceity's accepted evils like religion, the television, and marketing in general. Instead of buying what is sold to you on the television at a normal price, why not get what you need at the thrift store, be unique, and then spend the money elsewhere and support the kind of culture you indulge in. If you had a 3rd generation or before ipod, you are a probably a hipster. You might be one or not be one based on that, but its a pretty good guideline.
"Wait... your calling me a stupid hipster because I shop at the Salvation Army, think for myself and follow the culture I can relate to the most and instead of spending my money on jeans I bought these turntables and a bunch of ecstacy, and I'm arrogant because I'd like to hang around people that are open with their feelings, don't talk behind others backs, and have similar interests more than I'd like to hang out with you and discuss the latest mtv reality show and contemplate what Paris Hilton will do next?"
By Brian Edgell
Someone who spends a lot of money to dress like they don't have any.
Julian Casablancas is the king of all hipsters.
By Skitten
Hipster male: A total pussy possessing the fashion sense of an adolescent school girl, poor motor skills and below average hand-eye coordination. Cannot fix anything mechanical. Displays little to no athleticism. Listens to Coldplay while smoking pot and updating Pinterest page. Little success in longer term relationships as strong-willed women typically leave to pursue more sexually accomplished and career focused males. Can be seen on YouTube getting his ass kicked at an "Occupy This" demonstration. His grandfather who drives a truck, fought in Korea and worked three jobs to put his children through college is sickened by him. Hipster female: A brat who never shuts the fuck up and possesses the fashion sense of an adolescent male. Has a false sense of confidence displayed by non-stop talking and pseudo-male behavior. Changes her life direction sporadically and frequently due to lack of any real male companionship (a result of interaction with above mention hipster males). Sexually frustrated and therefore occasionally acts out bisexually. Usually the "alpha" in the relationship with her aforementioned hipster male partner whom she usually has a much higher income than.
Hipster Male: "Babe, have you seen my pork-pie hat?" Hipster Female: "It's on the nightstand next to your Bukowski novel and the "epic" strap-on I use to defile you. By the way, I'm going out for drinks with your sister." Hipster Male: "Any way you could drop me off at the Apple store?"
By WhiteWilly