What's on your mug?

1) The biggest fuckboy hypocrite to ever exist on this earth 2) The guy who has no friends

Did you hear Jake has no friends at all? I wonder why

By clappingdeeznuts

Another word for a choad.

Man that guy has a jake.

By ravens52fan37

A sexual action performed by a male getting a blowjob and ejaculating in a women's mouth. The women does not swallow the semen and instead spits it out onto the mans head. She styles his hair with the semen into a point and then lets it dry and harden. The man then sticks this hair dildo up the women's vagina.

Dude 1: Guess what your Sami and I did last night? Dude 2: What, did you guys do a semen demon? Dude 1: Better, I pulled my first jake ever.

By jakeyascrub

A fat-ass who tricks people into being friends with him, later to act like he hates them.

Uh why did that Jake have to walk in here? He's so fat.

By Dizzleswag

is a faggot.

Jake loves dick.

By Jakethepenislover