What's on your mug?

someone who tries too hard. a poser.

kamil radecki is a major tool.

By fatcupcake

tool One who lacks the mental capacity to be able to remove himself from his hatred of all things UTD. Doesn't realise he is being used as a figure for others amusement. A fool. An un-balanced cretin. Characterized by low intelligence and/or self-steem.

The Guardian Sport Blog's very own "tool" - MAWAL

By The whole of The Kop

The term tool is already a well known slang term. It is used to describe a person who does lame things that they think are cool, but nobody else does. This term is even more degrading that being called “kid”.

Wait… Was that guy just wearing a backwards Packers hat? What a tool!

By Csal

Unlike most entries, which focus on the person's not realizing that they are being used - the true definition of a tool is someone who thoughtlessly, but willfully, follows someone else's orders, thus making themselves a tool of their leader.

Some douchebag cop who gives you a ticket even though you have a very good reason why you don't deserve it, a reason any normal, feeling person would recognize but that the tool in question doesn't feel like acknowledging because he or she is just being a f***ing tool!

By mrbrain

A tendentious lawyer who perpetuates a financial war of attrition in the form of a defamation suit on behalf of a wealthy client.

The plaintiff's lawyer is a tool.

By Around Uranus