What's on your mug?

A dirty stinky sticky sloth, stinks like straight shit. His friends don't allow him into there group and he's a lil bitch. His mouth looks like an asscrack.

Wow poor Brandon he smells like shit

By Slothbois stink

I got two words for you.. Dragon Weasel.

Look at Brandon! What a dragon weasel.

By Brandon Avila

an amazing boyfriend who looks either like a cricket or groot from guardians of the galaxy. but he will always be the guardian of your galaxy. hes sweet, funny, annoying, sarcastic. he is a good kisser and will love you till no end. he is terrified of spiders and screams like a baby. but i love him. and he always has a weird as fuck haircut and needs to gain some muscle but he cant since you cant gain what you dont already have.

how would you describe brandon? he looks like groot but he is my groot and i love him so back the fuck up bitch.

By polanco222

gun obsessed puerto rican. probably a terrorist or drug dealer. ISIS but not a muslim.

oh shit it's brandon

By The Master's Academy

A human being that breathes and is stuck through puberty and well looks like lex luthor

Damn Brandon’s barber has Parkinson’s

By Blackmanorwhiteman