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a man with a very small penis, occasionally about 2 and a half inches in width and 1 inch long erect.

johns penis was so small that sheral cryed

By blargalarga

A guy with a needle dick. Not very satisfactory in bed. Very bland personality, will not keep anyone entertained for longer than 3 minutes. He is so oblivious about having a needle dick.that he pulls it out at any chance he can. He regularly says idiotic things. Will never be able to string together a line of intelligent words.

Girl 1 have you seen johns needle dick. Girl 2 it looks like a needle lol.

By the CBK

A chubby teenager, who spends all of his time playing Call of Duty, or other video games. He has very poor relationships, because he is a complete dick.

Dude your acting like a John

By Josue5667

A little man with a small penis

OMG he has a john :(

By cent anatomy

A douche bag who breaks hearts and temperamental. Always changes his mind. Messed up in the head. Always fighting with you when he knows he is wrong. When he finds out a girl likes him, even if he doesn't like her, he dumps his current girlfriend for her. Got laid when he was 12. He likes sluts named Kenzie. He is a heart breaker. Constantly lying to you. Does have a sweet side though, and a hott body. He will pick on his girlfriends best friend though.

Girl 1: He hurt me so bad! Girl 2: Who? Girl 1: John Girl 2: Oh he was a douche anyways!

By HKlove