What's on your mug?

A shy greeting to your crush

Crush: hello Me: .... hiiiii

By The killer Dinasaur

its mean you a dick

guy:hi girl: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU DICK

By mrboss1212121212221

Hi is just another way of saying hey or hello in a happier way.

Hi i'm James, what's your name?

By AICoop

Well, knowing that anyone in their right mind wouldn't look up "Hi" in the U.D., I can safely assume you did it for one of these reasons: 1) Your parent/roomate just walked in and you were looking up something that was very innapropriate for the time being. 2) You were just masturbating to some of the free erotica on this site, and in that case, just go back to what you were doing: sex story. 3) You aren't in your right mind and should go see a therapist. 4) You are extremely bored. 5) You are an alien from a parallel universe and would like to study the various aspects of human culture. One of them being the complex greeting system. 6) You tried looking up ho or bi but misspelled it.

Me:I Copied This You:It's Alright Mate

By 『Otaku』

The person who looked up Hi to cover up their miss doings. ;)

Mom: what are you searching? Guy 1: ummm hi. Mom: something is seriously wrong with you. Guy 1: *crys in silence*

By MagicalKitten05