Egg
A New Zealand slang word for a complete fuckwit and/or retard. It can be used as a light-hearted piece of banter or a genuine anger towards someone who you really don't like.
Lighthearted context: *friend 1 does something a little stupid or dimwitted* friend 2: "aye mate, you're being a bit of an egg." Angry context: *person 1 is being insensitive to the situation* person 2: "oi, you're being a complete fucking egg!"
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