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A company that wants all your money

Apple Tim Cook: We want all your money

By Grimstone (The Demon Wolf)

An electronic store that loves to take your money.

”Hey apple employee, can I buy a phone?” ”sure, but do you want 3 year warranty that will cost only 900$ along with the 1000$ dollar phone? We also have a big sale, so the original cost of your total would have been 1900, but now, its 1899!”.

By 🏈

•The most lucky thing on this earth •Properly used between Ben Hardy and Joe Mazzelo’s mouths

“I wish I could be that apple” “They’re really craving for that apple, aren’t they”

By realfanofthis

A retarded fruit. Not a single fuck on this planet likes apples. And why the fuck are you searching up what apples man.

“Why did my mom give me apples in my lunchbox!?”

By Theydidnotdosurgeryonagrape

Ummmmm an apple is a big red fruit. WHY ARE YOU LOOKING THIS UP!!!! It’s a juicy red small fruit, DUMB BOOTY!!!

Me: “Do you want an apple?” Person: “ what is that?” Me very disappointed: “......”

By Helen herhandez