DAN HAS A 12 FOOT COCK WITH A HENCH MASCULING BODY AND IS A PUSSY MAGNET WITH THE MRS BUT MORE THAT MOST LOVE WW2 AND A GOOD TIME WITH UR MUM
GUY 1:I HAVE A 12 FOOT COCK AND HENCH BODY GUY 2:IS UR NAME DAN? GUY 1:HOW DID U KNOW GUY 2:U SOUND LIKE A DAN
By 2315433122
Dan's are the best! One of the founding fathers of the homeboi brew kit and a total ledge. If you've heard of the Loch Ness monster you've heard of Dan's dick. Rightful heir to the Iron Throne, rightful King of the Andals and the First Women, Protector of the Seven Kingdoms, the Farther of 2, the Khal of the Great Grass Sea, the Unburnt and the breaker of cervix's
Do you worship God? You mean Dan?
By Bingbongbadoo
She puts the dan in danitz. Got the fattest ass possible
I love the name dancia, what a beautiful name!
By hotmomzfuckhotdadz
The right hand of god. The coolest person you will ever meet! (Main character )
Person 1: Man, I don’t know what to do! There is no way we can fix this ourselves. Person 2: Don’t worry I know what to do!!! Call DAN! Person 1: Well what’s he gonna do? Person 2: Are you kidding???? He is the right hand of God, he can do anything! There’s nothing he can’t do!!!!!!!!!!
By Right~hand~of~god
will suck your pickle for a nickel and will use his big body to rub your pickle
do you want a nickel Dan
By THE REAL RAT MAN