What's on your mug?

the hottest, most perfect person u could find... one outa million... am i right///

brian is soooo hot and cute

By cxs, jmYZB kserjsg ltv

The Name "Brian" comes from the Norse god "Brian" who killed just about anything that pissed him off. He once fought five years at once because he thought one bear took his scrapings from a candy bar. "Brian" means fearsome for, courageous, doesn't feel pain, not one to say many words, the slayer of worlds, and occasionally enjoys a hot pocket. Men with the name "Brian" grow gigantic beards to hide their battle worn faces. If faced against a "Brian" no matter the size it is wise to stop, admit defeat or else admit thy own death will be swift and painful. He also is known to sing journey at octaves that cause vaginas to secret juices for sexual partaking.

That guy Brian is such a barbarian. Is that Brian, oh no wait it's just death walking this way. He is such a Brian, why? , Bc he just murdered you moms vagina and drank that beer truck dry.

By Dopequeen79

There's a good chance your name is actually Ryan.

Person 1: My name is Ryan. Person 2: Did you say Brian?

By CancerousWeeaboo

Brian is a nice guy who can be friends with anyone who is not annoying in any major manor. This is a usually homosexual man. He can make amazing jokes with random people. He is a very calm human being.

Hey Brian! He is such a Brian!!!

By YA BOIII2468

The act of being forgetful and being a big sohai

That guy is such a Brian

By Dmex