A popular app where most drama happens, most being so stupid that the drama gets so big.
“You should name your bird Twitter! Cuz ya know, your bird is blue.” “Too late, I already named him Blueberry.” “*Aggresive grunting*”
By Book bfb
What's on your mug?
A place where you get unliked for existing (usually known as being Cancelled) Twitter is usually the home of fatherless children.
"I cancelled a normal, nice person on Twitter"
By MileClemets
Twitter ® is basically a Karen's playground! You can't post anything without an argument of some kind. Also known to make people lose brain cells from the crap that user_39786766859688_ spews out of their b*tchy mouth! You will also very likely be cancelled for something stupid.
"don't download Twitter, you'll regret it" "How to lose brain cells, step.1 download Twitter" "Twitter cancelled my account for the third time this week"
By TheBraceletgirl
The most traumatising shit is found on here and for some reason it doesn’t get taken down.
Person 1: i need bleach I’m bloody traumatised for life. Person 2: what did you see. Person 1: don’t think you want to know it was on twitter. Person 2: on second thought, no.
By N1ce c0ck br0
hell
son: hey dad, where do you go if you die? dad: twitter son: huh? dad: oh, sorry, i mean hell
By idk but im alive