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shrek birthed jesus. he’s our lord and saviour.

— it’s sacrifice day — well we better find a new born to give to our master shrek

By hoe4dannydevito

Shrek is our true god and the king of sucking dick. Bow down to him if you value your life.

Bruh 1: damn I hate shrek Bruh 2: dude don’t say that he’s gon- Shrek: WHAT ARE YE DOIN’ IN MA SWAMP!!! Bruh 1: oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck Bruh 2: (bows down to lord shrek) Lord shrek: I TAKE PITY ON YE Bruh 1: shrek is drek Shrek: (snaps) Bruh 1: but you don’t even have the gauntlet (turns to dust)

By Shrek Pope

Are lord and savior, can also be used in place as shit.

Jim: Hey look at that fat cat! Jack: Oh shrek that's a fat cat! Jim: *dies* Jack: *eats his body*

By HerpDerpPig

The Greatest of all time. PERIODT

Dude: Yo have you seen shrek Baylen Levine: Are you kidding, shrek is my DAD

By swaggydawg69

The act of making a shrek face

his shrek was delicious

By bakonyvarimatthew