What's on your mug?

Fake Wookie and Papashark5810.

Papashark5810 is dad.

By MessiIsDad

Emotional Distance

Dad went to the store,, never saw him again

By Karkalicious Def.

Steve Harrington

“hey do you see that guy over there working at Scoops Ahoy?” “Ya i heard he is a single parent with two kids and a lesbian best friend” “Ya he’s the DAD of all dad’s.”

By Best gurl Eva

Gone. 99% of children that dad's leave are boys.

Child: mama where is dad? Mother: He went to the milk Bar Child: he's not coming back

By LostOrphan

Will leave to "get milk"

Kid: "where's dad?" Mom: "he went to the store to get milk"

By Ifuckedyoursister