What's on your mug?

The biggest asshole and TRY HARD you will ever meet.

OMG he is such a Brandon, I hate that kid.

By whycantwebefriends

a lyin ass hetero who vapes and cheats on cool girls

brandons a fucking cuck!

By broccolibutt

Very intellectual but is very annoying too, he will make you feel like shit. He is very contained but rarely he does go into a breakdown mode.

You are such a Brandon

By ThatOneGuyThatKnowsAThingOrTwo

An extremely large cock-block. Will often hump, spank, grab, grind, squeeze, his way into making sure that you do not get laid, kissed, or even hugged by a female. Often seen lurking in the back of a group searching for targets to cock-block.

Dude you were so close to being with that girl, if only that brandon wasn't there you would have had her with you tonight.

By cockblocka-k

to get your ass kicked in a very pathetic way. Usually the ass kicker is on a sports team, so the ass kicking is publicized in a huge way.

Damn, he got Brandoned! Everyone will be hearing of this by Monday!

By escucha me