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Everything that is bad is 'A jake'

'Dude, you really jaked this up' 'that situation is jaketastic' 'dont be a jake' 'if you dont stop being such a jake'off I will punish fuck your dumper'

By Fagel

1. (v) To rob someone. Usually involves taking money, but could also cover other possessions. 2. (n) A thief.

1. Guy 1: So we'll jake a couple of first-years for a couple of quid, then go get some lunch. All in favour? Guys 2, 3 and 4: I! 2. Guy 1: That guy just swiped my wallet! Guy 2: Stay away from him, he's a total Jake.

By Azred Ferla

a stupid gay ass mother fucking faggot. also known as a player, a monkey sucker, a cock stroker, and we have proven today that he is the lowest form of male on this planet, and many other planets. i will cherish the day he dies, and watch him burn in the firery depths of HELL.

sami&rachel: HEY JAKE FUCK YOU!! *stabs in the tiny heart* jake: that didnt hurt, because i have no soul, feelings, or emotions. especially towards the girls i say that i love. sami&rachel: you heartless son of a bitch. go to hell

By mary-marie-ann

Usually a Bandwagoner Sports fan. Jumps teams everyday. And claims to be a Life-Long Clipper Fan. Most people named Jake don't watch games but look at stats which makes it hard to talk sports with them.

All of the Heat Fans are Jake's.

By Clipper Darrel

one of the lamest names ever, if your name is jake you will not go anywhere in life... and inface you are proberly fat and gay. give up now as it will just be a waste of time if you don't

"hay, nice to meet you. whats your name?" "jake" "fuck off"

By buki is gay