What's on your mug?

He's a fucking war-hungry, money-hungry, power-hungry, election rigging, retarded stupid president that can't even eat a PRETZEL properly, I swear to god he's the fucking reincarnation of Hitler and his fucking dumbass vice named Dick Cheney is the Reincarnation of Benito Mussolini, I am Canadian, my prime minister (Paul Martin) is honest and doesn't rig elections and doesn't fucking choke on pretzels. 98 percent of our country wants to kill Bush, while the other 1.9 percent want him to be captured by Bin Laden and killed in a mustard gas chamber and the 0.1 percent is me, who wants to shoot him in the ass with my rifle. Burn in hell U fucking asshole!

Bush: Iraq has nuclear missiles Crowd: Bullshit, you are just trying to start another war. Canadian dude: hey Bush I'm tired of you treating my country like a bunch of chimps, I'm one canuck U don't want to fuck with! POW! Shot in the ass

By moufassa

1. Proof that anyone can be president. 2. evidence in favor of nature in the nature vs. nurture question. clearly raised with every advantage, however still incapable of rational thoughts and normal articulation. 3. son of a dumb, racist bitch. 4. name for someone when it is unclear if a person is evil or just plain stupid.

"I'd sure like to have a beer with George W. Bush"

By Patrick Adams

Alcoholic, cokehead, "born-again Christian" warmonger who manages to seem like a regular guy even though he was born with a silver spoon in his mouth and was "educated" at both Harvard and Yale; is not, in fact, from Texas, but is from Connecticut, thank you very much; "president" of United States of America

"Hey y'all, look at ol' George W. Bush! He's just a reg'lar guy like me, what cain't pronounce things rightly! Let's go join the army so's we can git 'er done!"

By "Hot" Karl Rove

1)An error of Mother Nature 2)Combination of Idiot, Fool and Imbecile 3)Miserable Failure 4)A man who feels tough by attacking random nations, but still fails in it

-You're even dumber than Bush! -You're a Bush! Everyone knows 1+1 equals 2! -I am George W. Bush, and I have the intelligence of a soapbar

By Europe

hum... a fuck job who doesnt know shit about running a country or war. he was a drunk at yale and got straight C's which put together makes the ingrediants for a GREAT president. im so glad that our country and our future is in such great hands... NOT... im pretty sure that one day insted of saying asshole, ppl will start saying George bush

god ur being such a fucking george bush!

By Katie Rose!