A person who is a total ballsack that you despise and ticks you off. He occasionally may fuck you for his enjoyment and your pain. it is also your penis.
My parole officer is a fucking douchebag! I just got raped by a douchebag! Dude, that douchebag kicked me in my douchebag!
By Kasscendra
Hardy!!
My Dad! Douchebag
By Raikovv
Greg Wilkman http://i35.tinypic.com/2rxhf6t.jpg
Wow that kid Greg is the fuckin King of Douchebags
By kaiken
1. A bag of douche. 2. And apparently it's a Roman citizen...
1. Bloke: You're a douchebag! Other dood: WHAT!!?? =((((! Bloke: A bag 'a douche 2. Ye ol' salior was a douchebag... ohhh we must kill thee douche... we must get the hidden treasure for we are pirates who for some reason speak in ye ol' English... Some other person on the ship: .........lolololololololololololol jajaja kekeke xaxaxa... douchebag... AHAHAHA!!!!!!!
By Beethovenjazzgrindgrind
a person who thinks they are better than anyone else and puts down people by calling them "lames".a douchebag can be found almost anywhere in the US,u can spot them by smelling the 5 gallons of axe they wear and can also be spotted by them wearing any DC,etnies,emrika or any other skater clothes and they also sport over-gelled-hair and tight pants and put their sleeves up on their hoodies.they can be found mostly in middle schools,high schools and skateparks and in their driveways trying to show off by making jumps on their skateboards. douchebags can be treated by when they have a party, wreck it.the best solution is to buy airsoft guns and shoot up their house durring their party.
guy 1:did you see those douchebags?? guy 2:yeah,thats mason and dan thay are dicks. guy 1:wanna crash their party later?? guy 2: sure why not!!
By Lovemachine 69