Dog
Someone who leaves their friends to go somewhere else.
Sam: I can't believe Jenny! She dogged me while I was in line to go see Sarah! Danni: What a dog!
By Thispersonoverhereomg
What's on your mug?
dog
Its a fucking dog. A mans god damn best friend
Its a dog dude. Come on. Really?
By dudethatlikesfunnydefinitions
Dog
The only true friend you will ever have. Treat them right because they treat you right.
My dog is my Scooby(best friend).
By ScoobyForever
Dog
A creature that barks at think air 9/10 thick as pigshit sniffs barks pisses and shits everywhere and they need to be punished with a good battering they usually last around 10 years or die at 1 due to rabies and sadly have no receipt so you cant put them back dogs are usually found aimlessly sniffing each others fucking rearend they usually bust all over your kids Overall they are disgusting filthy animals with no purpose except for the ones stated above
Sparky:*Pisses Shits and cums* everywhere Tyrone:Stupid ass dog ima kill yo ass nigga *Sparky Gets Butchered And Served For Dinner*
By BIGFATONIONBASTARD
Dog
The opposite to a Cat
Hey, is that a Dog, o sorry its a Cat, did you know it was opposite day?
By Hay, Dan Newman, Dan the Man