Dad
He always gone for work, but when he comes back, he buys you everything you want.
Me: Dad, you've been gone for 16 years but... I still love you! Dad: *sniff* Wanna go to the Lamborghini dealership?
By NotJohnWickFromNeoTilted
What's on your mug?
Dad
The dude who makes you pancakes! <3
My dad, is the best dad! He makes pancakes better than anyone else!
By Best Webster
dad
someone that u dont have
Your dAd left you.
By truthsucksdog
Dad
Someone who leaves you at age 5
Dad told me hed buy a pack of cigars. Thats was 6 years ago. Did he get into a car crash?
By Hotmanass
Dad
Fake Wookie and Papashark5810.
Papashark5810 is my dad.
By MessiIsDad