1.A comedic musician that makes others feel at ease. Tends to form bonds that will be severed when those bonds are not giving him more than he is returning. 2.To turn one's back on a good friend in their most critical time of need.
1. It was all good when I was paying, but as soon as I ran out of money he was gone- pulled a total Brandon on me! 2. He got diagnosed with cancer and I was like "yeah thats just what I need to be dealing with" so I just gave him a Brandon.
By revscrj
1. The biggest asshole who's asshole will be fucked violently in the future. 2. A man with a gaping asshole 3. A giant cunt of a guy 4. A man who is associated with kitchen knives -- because he is dull
Man that guy sure is a Brandon
By TheAcesendantOfGulls
A person that smokes too much pot and is permanently stoned
Damn, that guy looks like a brandon
By Granted
A inconsiderate bastard who has no friends, is ugly, unloyal, and smells like fish... likes pimple faced girls with no booty at all and no tits! And likes to fuck his family members namely his cousin but also his mother and sister! Brandon also likes to be peed on to get it off even though he's a virgin who has no life and is going to hell Brandon also has a very VERY small DICK
Jamee: OMG, look at these screenshots yessa just sent me! Brandon is so unfaithful and a huge dickhead yessa: (laughs in her head as she sits on her bed with her new silk sheets and hits send to brandon's girlfriend through hangouts) Brandon: (crying in a little stall because his dick is small also) No one likes me i'm a little dicked loser with no friends! I used to have one she was awesome, she bought me gifts and loved me to bad i used her and threw her away like trash!
By ILikeTheTasteOfRevenge
A bitch ass, punk ass, ho ass, trick ass, fuckboy ass, pillowmunching ass, weed wasting ass, Boy Scout ass, poser ass, motherfucker. He'll be all big behind your back but he'll shit his pants at the slightest sign of danger, he loves getting fucked up the ass by dogs and guzzles cum by the gallon
Ewwww why does it smell like dried cum? Oh that's right, Brandon's here
By Nonewniggas