What's on your mug?

a bad sexually transmitted disase.

I found out that whore I fucked had the ninja.

By itchybum7

a person that you have a crush on

girl 1: i can't find that ninja anywhere! girl 2: who? girl 3: that totally hot guy she has been crushing on.

By bizzy5454

(N)o (I)ncome, (N)o (J)ob, or (A)ssets

That dude's a ninja.

By pedant5

Someone with KICK-ASS moves. They are practically impossible to see.

Guy 1: What was that? Guy 2: Could be a ninja. Guy 1: H-HOW CAN YOU BE SO C-C-CALM!?

By MagicalNarwhal

Super Stealth Killer

The girls in this tribe will go all ninja on you in a heartbeat.

By superstealthkillergirl