Pretty cool place that has amazing websites like Youtube( well not the people that run it), Twi- wait fuck no, facebo- oh i forgot thats ran by a lizard, uhhh Urban dictionary, that cool place called neal.fun, and well uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Guy1: Turn on the internet! Guy2: no that has some pretty weird shit on it go outside and touch grass
By wivise
A place with a shitload of shit, like pr0n, thirst traps, bad music and etc. But also great things like cute cats and games.
My internet got shut off yesterday, i got crazy and i drinked my cat's piss
By aughhhhh
A place for you to lie about the amount of sexual knowledge/experience you have. See also: urbandictionary.
My sexy colleague did not date with me. So I will connect to internet and post random sexy pics about my imaginary, symbolic sexual life.
By Federico Ortoverrundo
the internet is how idiots and fat asses talk and sometimes molest children/teens or used by parents to complain about things
ima use the internet to groom my discord kitten.
By metalkixjr
The internet; the global network used to go place to place, site to site and game to game. It's arguably the worst and best thing that has happened to humanity... People are somehow dying, jacking off to and getting rich off of the internet. Just remember, if this is your first time on the internet (if this is the case it's a bit coincidental that you happened to go on this site, and give this exact definition a read), use it carefully, or you may as well get sucked into a rabbit hole you'd arguably regret even knowing the existence of.
The internet is awesome, I can text to my buddies, watch educational videos and get ridiculed by people living 2000 kilometers away from me!
By TheThingDudemagabib