What's on your mug?

Gone

Mommy when is dad gonna be home Mom;soon honey 13 years later still not home

By Are u suicidal

The one guy you can count on to make the worst joke or quip at the right time. While dads may not realize it either, they usually tell the same joke many times without noticing it, subsequently causing their kids (who have to put up with them) to have to laugh awkwardly. They are also usually seen spending way too much time on their phones or iPads playing games like Clash of Clans and Pokemon Go, never missing a war day or Pokestop no matter the situation. While dads may not always know what exactly is going on, or think everything through, they mean well and can give priceless life advice. Happy Father's Day, we love you.

Dad I'm horribly nauseous. Hi horribly nauseous! I'm dad.

By PreyTheGeyAwey

pewdiepie should be worried about this guy, not t bad

Dad is best YouTuber

By Atwatwhohastoomuchtime69

Not the same word as Father, or dad. A person, not your father, who you deeply admire

Danny Devito is my dad (But not really)

By SpiceRice

Who?

Son: Dad, where are you going? Dad: The store son. Son: When will you be back? Dad: 20 minutes. 5 years later...

By Fingerblaster42069