What's on your mug?

the answer to all lifes questions.

Sara:what grade did you get on your math test? Sarah:*whispers*i got your mom!

By tooshywhooshy

MILF

defined me :I’m gonna fuck your mom guy: ya she’s a milf

By Coolcalo 69420

The new "the dog ate me homeowork"

Teacher: and what exactly happened to your homework this time? You: you're mom happened brillinace!

By Emily Weaver

the lady that was on my balls last night

your mom fucked me noo way way 'his mom comes in ready for round 2 HELL YEAH

By 8-bit guy

the most effective phrase to piss someone off.

someguy:thats dumb. me:your mom is dumb. someguy:you are juvinile and ugly. me:your mom is juvinile and ugly. someguy:uuugg...goddammit *head explodes*

By satanic ninja