What's on your mug?

You feel like you’re in a dream, like nothing bad can happen. Imagine you are as happy as Alice in Wonderland. You are also very hungry, and will want to enjoy the “Munchies”. You also look like a chink and your eyes might be red. Haha. You will get tired, but its ok cause sleep feals really good. You might think video games are hella fun but you just cant seem to keep up with the person, and do bad, it like you are trying to win a big race. Music sounds hella good. Songs by The Beatles (like I Want You (She’s So Heavy)). And Bob Marley is hella good and trippy songs. Its pretty much the most wonderful feeling in the world.

Lets go get stoned

By meglra

*way past high!! *being stoned after intoxication of high quality (H.Q.)marijuana is a state of mind where... -time skips, -laughing is impossible to resist, -evrything is like a dream, -you get big time munchies, -usually be paranoid that your porch lights are cops, -everything is an amazing expieience, -riddles and math confuse the hell out of you, -first timers expierience the fear of being stoned forevr, -but remember just enjoy it bcause i will soon end. aka... -baked -zooted -fried

alex was so stoned that he layed down and cryed

By qtiptt

The overwhelming feeling of despair when trying to memorize rocks and minerals for a Geology exam.

Danny: Dude I got so stoned while studying for our Geology final. Zach: I know man, me to, hopefully Big B's test won't be too hard

By JZFairfield

The greatest feeling in the world followed by engulfing a bag of doritos and reeses pieces.

I'm fine stoned.

By Gwendolyn

Extremely high off indica weed. Indica has muscle relaxers and natural pain killers which gives you a major body high, when you have a major body high you feel like your numb, heavy, relaxed, calm, and/or tired. When your indica high(say you smoked some purple kush) you will be sitting on the couch heavy as a stone(hence the "stone" in stoned), also it can blur your vision and give extreme euphoric feelings and elevated thinking. If you are high on sativa weed it wouldn't be a stoned type of high it would be more head high, head highs are more about thoughts then feelings in your body. The euphoric aspect of sativa is a lot less intense than indica. The feelings of sativa are upper related, sensitive touches feel great, you feel light as a feather(hence the word high, meaning people feel like they are floating), hyped, energetic, and/or awake.

1.Ay Cuhz I'm stoned as fuc! 2.Dude! Wow! I'm so stoned i cant get off the couch man! 3.Orale, I homez i need to get stoned.

By CeeCrazzy