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spoon

1. To have sex in a position where both the female and male are facing up with the females back to the males chest. 2. Eating utensil that is like a shallow bowl with a handle. 3. To lick someone's anus 4. A stupid person 5. A type of bong used for smoking weed 6. A stupid codeword for pornography 7. A 'nicer' word for fuck 8. Battle cry of a cartoon character named 'The Tick'

1. Me and my girlfriend spooned last night 2. I did not have any clean spoons in the dishwasher so I drank my cereal from the edge of the bowl. 3. That kid's a fag. He can spoon me for all I care. 4. What the hell do you mean you gave him your IP address?! You fucking spoon! 5. Hey, we don't need this cheap plastic pipe no more, I got a glass spoon. 6. I got some spoon in my backpack featuring two hot ladies. 7. You had sex with my girlfriend? Spoon you, man! -Ooh I wanna spooner her hard. -What the spoon is her problem? 8. SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNN-UH

By Spooferfish

Spoon

Possibly the best band to come out of Texas. It consists of Britt Daniel (vocals, piano, etc.), Jim Eno (drums), and various temporary members. Elektra records had them for a while, but Merge records signed them after being dropped.

Music Lover: Hey - you should pick up "Kill the Moonlight" by Spoon. Indie Snob: Don't even talk about a band as mainstream as Spoon in my presence. Music Lover: So what they're in Time magazine! They're still good! Indie Snob: (groans) ok... fine... (immediately gets addicted)

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